Yep, they are in school today . . . BOTH of them . . . at the same time!
Now, nobody talk to me . . . Nobody ask me anything, rhetorical or otherwise . . . Don't ask me for anything to eat . . . or to drink . . . Don't ask me where we're going today . . . Don't tell me what your brother did . . . or what face your sister made at you . . . I don't even want to hear what the meannest classmate of yours probably didn't get for Christmas . . .
Ahhhhhhh . . .